Beautiful tats, all over my back
Makes me so proud, I'm gonna shout it out loud
I got another tattoo, baby
Another tattoo, baby
No part of me's blank, I'm really ink-obsessed
It's like an art show the moment that I get undressed (Check it!)
At every job interview, they're just so impressed (Really?)
'Cause I got all my ex-wives on my chest! (Ha, ha!)
Over here is Clay Aiken, there's a side of bacon,
And a Minotaur pillow fightin' with Satan (Yes!)
Next to Hello Kitty and a zombie ice skatin' (Yah!)
Wait... it's Ronald Regan
I've got these dragons, (Yo!) I've got these dolphins (Yo!)
All inscribed on me indelibly (Indelibly!)
I've had bad reactions, (Yeah!) Bad infections, (Yeah!)
Even Hepatitis C ('Titis C)
My friends think that I need therapy (Therapy)
Maybe some laser surgery (Surgery)
For the flaming goat skull on my knee
(Knee) Knee (Knee) Knee
(Hey!)
Beautiful tats, (Yeah!) all over my back (All over!)
And I've got some space here on the side of my face here
For another tattoo, baby
Another tattoo, baby
No, I'm not high, (High) I'm really okay (Okay!)
I just love these scribbles (Ha, ha!) that won't go away (Yes)
I've got another tattoo, baby
Another tattoo, baby
Yeah...
Yes, there were a few, I got from losin' a bet.
I misspelled a word or two, still there's nothin' I regret.
My shoppin' trips are no sweat, there's never stuff I forget.
Check out this rad Boba Fett. He's playin' clarinet!
Beautiful tats (Yeah!) all over my back (All over!)
And what the heck, (Ha, ha!) there's still some room on my neck
I'll get another tattoo, baby
Another tattoo, baby
I don't know why, (Why?) but every day, (Day!)
Whenever folks see me, they just back away (Woo!)
I've got another tattoo, baby
Another tattoo, baby
Yeah...
[Tattoo gun noises]
D'ow! Duh...
Okay, right there by my elbow.
You see? Yeah. I got a couple square inches left.
Uh... maybe a squid, or a tarantula, or somethin',
I don't know. Surprise me.
[Bzzzzz!]
D'ow!
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